There are Three Strategic Ways to contact The Beak personally:
1) Real ink and paper, plus your heart, to:
The Beak Doctor
903 Cedar Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
U.S.A.
2) Hire a Blimp
3) Send an e-mail to: thebeak@thebeakdoctor.com
When The Doctor is IN, you will receive a suitable (for framing) reply; when The Doctor is OUT, you should take two aspirin and call someone else in the morning.