There are Three Strategic Ways to contact The Beak personally:

1) Real ink and paper, plus your heart, to:

The Beak Doctor
903 Cedar Street
Berkeley, CA 94710

2) Hire a Blimp

3) Send an e-mail to:

When The Doctor is IN, you will receive a suitable (for framing) reply; when The Doctor is OUT, you should take two aspirin and call someone else in the morning.